- Anti Joke

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

No.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

arse

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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