why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Womens rights.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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hi bye

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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