Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Black people

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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