- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

womans rights

What will happen when a black person die they die

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

the WNBA

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

God is religiously proven to be real

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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