Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What break when you talk?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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