Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Hitler

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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A Jew returns change.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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