NEVER

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Scott

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Aodhan Hearty

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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