Women rights.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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AROUND

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BIG PENIS

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Freedom of Speech

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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