- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

knock knock go away

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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