How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Kate

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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