- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

does this look unsure to you?

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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