George W. Bush

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Hi my name is Bob

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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The Aristocrats

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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guess what?

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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