how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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i am predestal

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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a horse walks into a barn

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Hello

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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