- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

hi my name is? joe

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

black people. that is all...

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Is Carly smart? No.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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