How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Women's rights

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Anti Joke

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