It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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