Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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poop.........

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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