IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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cheese

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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i have aids and a chode

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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