Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Lacrosse

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this is not a joke.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Women's rights

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