- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

knock knock go away

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Men's rights

your all shit at jokes

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What is a dog? Bark

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What's in there? Get outta there...

Guess what? SHADAP

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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