Well, this is fun.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Turtles

Asians...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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