A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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