How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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the cow goes moo

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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