how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Nickelback

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Laura Pratz..

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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I love you.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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