Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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