- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

i like potatoes

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

balls in ya mouf

dildo

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

I have no joke. u mad?

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

This is not a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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