Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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This is not a joke.

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CHEEZECAKE

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Rob Bell

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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