Lacrosse

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this is not a joke.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Women's rights

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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dildo

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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