Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Liars go to hell! -God

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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the cow goes moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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