What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

thumb_up thumb_down +48

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

thumb_up thumb_down +36

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

thumb_up thumb_down +36

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

nathan palmer has a big head !

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

thumb_up thumb_down +32

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +32

I like to eat.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

An antijoke

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's big? Jupiter.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

jgkbk,mn

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

thumb_up thumb_down +26

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops