- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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