Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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DERP

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Anti Joke

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