What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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potato

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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