- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

An iguana walks out of a bar

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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