I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Hey, come here often? No.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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