How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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You're so straight!

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Chocolate tastes good.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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