- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

son, you're adopted.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

The government makes a good decision

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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