- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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