amy copied adams haircut :0

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Steering Wheel Face.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

DANA

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

If life hands you lemons Take them

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

cheese

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Anti Joke

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