- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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