A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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