- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What is Jason? Black.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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