- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Johnny just finished his pie.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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