- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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