You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Anti Joke

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