What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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live babies

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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