What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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