Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A Jew returns change.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I hate you.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

thumb_up thumb_down -49

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

thumb_up thumb_down -71

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +70

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

69

thumb_up thumb_down +48

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

thumb_up thumb_down +46

I am black.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops