- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

fart

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Shit.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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