- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Religion

gays

make me a sandwich!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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