My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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