- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Whats long and hard? a pole

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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