Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Child Prostitution.

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no

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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nice shorts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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