Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Five guys one rape.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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