What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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knock knock come in

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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poop.........

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What's 6+2? 16

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Hello world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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