Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why....... Because.

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Noah is Smart.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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