Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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cheese

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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That's unfortunate.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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