Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

thumb_up thumb_down +47

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

thumb_up thumb_down +43

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Anti jokes are funny

thumb_up thumb_down +41

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

josh simpson has cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +39

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

women's lacrosse.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

thumb_up thumb_down +23

i am predestal

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops