What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Hi poop!

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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