Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Obama

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Women's rights

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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