- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

The government makes a good decision

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Black Poeple

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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