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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Women's rights

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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