- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Robin, get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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