Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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whats better than shoes feet

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Oliver's friends

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anus soup

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Robin, get in the car.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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I love boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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