- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

jokes r dumb

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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