What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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