- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What color is my lamp? Brown

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Three men walked into a metal pole

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