Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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A homeless person dies.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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johann grayson being liked

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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