Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Potato salad

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i have 2 penises

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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