Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Hi poop!

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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i wish i was a tree !

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Hello world

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A black man killed someone

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Anti Joke

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