1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Jews for Jesus

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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