Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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im jewish

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Shit.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Small breasts.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Women's rights.

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God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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