- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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