What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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no

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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