- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Global Warming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What is a dog? Bark

Knock Knock Come in.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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