How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Winking at old people

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Anti Joke

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